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King of Hazard Land!
Earn all Trophies in the game.
"You. Are. The. MAN! (Unless you are a lady. In which case, I apologize.)"
Earned Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:20:58 -0500 |
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Meet Quentin.
Meet Quentin.
"DUDE!!!!!"
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:16:03 -0500 |
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Hazard Master
Complete the game on the Maximum Hazard difficulty setting.
"You've done this before, haven't you?"
Earned Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:29:26 -0500 |
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Pseudo-Hazard
Complete the game on the Major Hazard difficulty setting.
"Well…at least you didn't have it set to 'Easy…'"
Earned Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:29:19 -0500 |
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Feeling Punchy
Defeat five enemies in a row using melee combat.
"Not as fast as shooting...but it sure is satisfying."
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:19:50 -0500 |
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…Where Credit is Due
Watch the credits from beginning to end.
"Hey…aren't they the guys who made Dead Head Fred?"
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:18:47 -0500 |
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Tramm Ride
Defeat the Tentacle Beast of Tramm.
"One-two shot right to the tenticles."
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:30:55 -0500 |
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Better Than One
Score two headshots with one bullet.
"Eat lead...both of you!"
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:17:19 -0500 |
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Deja-Vu (All Over Again)
Defeat Sting Sniperscope yet AGAIN on Level 7.
"I. Have had. Enough. Of YOU!"
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:10:22 -0500 |
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Just a Flesh Wound
Complete a level without dying.
"Eight million corpses in this level…and you're not one of them."
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:26:08 -0500 |
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Beat the Snot out of Wellesley with My Bare Hands
Defeat Wally Wellesley in the final boss battle.
"Like I said…"
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:14:39 -0500 |
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Head of the Class
Score 100 headshots.
"Don't lose your head! Oh...too late."
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:47:25 -0500 |
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Fire Hazard
Shoot and destroy 30 fire extinguishers.
"Extinguishers. They're not just for fires anymore."
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:25:04 -0500 |
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Pull!
Kill 50 enemies with the shotgun.
"That was a blast!"
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:46:21 -0500 |
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Your Turn
Defeat Altos Tratus.
"Forecast for the next level: no more clouds."
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:17:44 -0500 |
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Russian to the Finish
Defeat General Neutronov.
"From Hazard, With Love."
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:26:33 -0500 |
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Maxx Karnage
Collect 20 Hazard pickups.
"Maxx Karnage…sounds like a cool action hero name."
Earned Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:07:17 -0500 |
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Blind Luck
Kill 25 enemies using blind fire.
"Sorry. Didn't see you standing there."
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:11:55 -0500 |
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Hands-On Approach
Defeat an enemy using melee combat.
"I don't need a stinkin' gun to deal with YOU!"
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:08:36 -0500 |
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Housing Crisis
Escape from Dexter's mansion.
"I gotta get me a house like THAT!"
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:14:01 -0500 |
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Meat Your Maker
Destroy all of the meat in the Level 2 meat locker.
"Have a beef with the owner? Steaking your claim? Beating your…hey, I can go on all day."
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:41:13 -0500 |
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It's HAZARD TIME!
Start your first game.
"Thanks for buying my game. I'm sure you'll enjoy it. --Sincerely, Matt Hazard"
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:06:30 -0500 |
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Eat FIST!
Perform 10 single-hit melee kills.
"In Hazard Land, the hand can be used like a knife."
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:55:48 -0500 |
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Plink
Kill 50 enemies with the Hazard pistol.
"Frag you."
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:46:01 -0500 |
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Dances With Guns
Complete both nightclub encounters without any of the dance-bots being destroyed.
"Do dancing robots dream of disco sheep?"
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:12:30 -0500 |
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Multiplayer Master!
"What? No multiplayer? Sigh. Well…not like we can take the trophy back NOW…"
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:16:52 -0500 |
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No Pain, No Gain
Kill an enemy with an explosive that also damages you.
"That's gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. Well…maybe not quite as much."
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:42:22 -0500 |
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Peekaboo...I Shot You!
Kill 50 enemies with the Sniper Rifle.
"Zoom, pow! Right to the moon."
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:32:00 -0500 |
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Observe the Grenade
Kill 3 Tester employees with a single shot from the grenade launcher.
"Test the grenades: check!"
Earned Thu, 26 Mar 2009 22:20:57 -0500 |
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Death Hazard
Score 20 single-shot Zombie kills.
"Don't these things usually hang out in shopping malls?"
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:49:58 -0500 |
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Head Cheese
Kill all enemies in the butcher shop with head shots.
"Nice shooting! But it's not like you're PAYING for that ammo. Feel free to use more."
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:39:09 -0500 |
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Hazard Avoider
Complete the game on the Minor Hazard difficulty setting.
"Sure you won…my GRANDMOTHER could win on 'Easy!'"
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:16:45 -0500 |
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Well, I Heard Them Scream
Kill 50 enemies with the Plasma Rifle.
"Plasma Rifles--they're not just for Space Marines anymore."
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 19:03:10 -0500 |
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Bedlam Basher
Kill a Bandit from behind with a melee attack.
"Good for you. Coward."
Earned Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:31:09 -0500 |
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Take 5.
Pause the game for the first time.
"Hey...come back here and play!"
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:07:05 -0500 |
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Boom
Blow up 50 explosive objects.
"Hey...I didn't pay for 'em. Why should I care?"
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:14:30 -0500 |
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Migraine
Score 50 headshots.
"That's using your head!"
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:21:44 -0500 |
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Russian Attack
Kill 50 enemies with the AK-47.
"They might be socialists, but they make a pretty good gun."
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 17:02:39 -0500 |
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Deja-Vu
Defeat Sting Sniperscope again in Level 3.
"Your present ends now. Again."
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:12:08 -0500 |
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Stung
Defeat Sting Sniperscope.
"Your present ends now."
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:24:16 -0500 |
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Say "No" to Pots
Shoot 30 potted plants.
"Look at 'em. Just sittin' there, bein' all green and stuff. They were askin' for it!"
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 21:23:00 -0500 |
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Pure Energy
Kill 50 enemies with the Energy Pistol.
"Blaster? I hardly know 'er!"
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:00:57 -0500 |
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Draw
Kill 50 enemies with the Dual-Wield Six-Shooters.
"Now all we need is the spaghetti…"
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 20:58:25 -0500 |
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Uncovered
Destroy 20 destructible cover objects.
"I know it's a waste of ammo...but I LOVE that de-rez effect!"
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 18:50:41 -0500 |
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Headache
Score 20 headshots.
"A shot in the head is worth two in the chest."
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:12:18 -0500 |
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Auto Dealer
Kill 50 enemies with the sub-machinegun.
"You would think this one would have been automatic. Get it? Automatic? Nothing?"
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:04:50 -0500 |
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Talk!
"What do you mean the interrogation feature was cut?!? Here…just take the trophy."
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 16:19:50 -0500 |
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Straight-A Student
Complete all of the in-game tutorials.
"Like I had any choice..."
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:08:43 -0500 |
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Disco is Dead
Defeat Sonny Tang.
"Sonny, YOUR ass is kicked!"
Earned Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:16:19 -0500 |
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Shield Master
Collect 20 Master Shield pickups.
"It's not like I was afraid of dying…I just wanted the trophy!"
Earned Thu, 26 Mar 2009 12:34:54 -0500 |
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Second Amendment
Kill at least one enemy with every available gun.
"The developers put all those guns in the game for a reason..."
Earned Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:40:31 -0500 |
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